One of the many jobs on our pre-baby to do list, was to decorate the baby’s room. I had thought that this was indeed one of the jobs we absolutely had to get finished before “us two” became “us three”. Since then, I’ve learned that the baby will not actually sleep in its own bedroom for several months. Maybe as many as six! Six months! That’s like, quite a lot of months if you ask me. It turns out that there’s actually more chance of me sleeping in the baby’s room than the actual baby itself during those first few months. I mean, as long as I can get a TV in there, I might be alright.